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Light up your lives with the perfectly shocking gift of a Cuckoo Candle.
Our exquisite selection of
30 stunningly, rude and witty quotes to choose from
are perfect for someone you know, being contemporary and modern yet bringing
the shock factor with hilarious wisdom and laughs.
Explore our wide range and find the perfect profanity to brighten up someone's day!
We offer a wide range of adult humour candles that are perfect for adding a touch of fun and laughter to any occasion.
Our candles are carefully crafted with high quality materials ensuring a long-lasting and fragrant experience.
With a variety of various, hilarious and witty quotes, our adult humour candles are the ideal gift for
birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas or just to bring a smile to someone's face!
You have reached your unique destination for high-quality citrus scented, hilarious profanity candles,
each standing 10cm tall x 11 cm wide with a shiny chrome metal lid.
Make someone laugh, make someone happy, bring a smile to their face with these perfect novelty candles!
Yes, they’re rude, crude and some even insulting but what the hell🤣🤣
Choose from:
1.HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUN*
2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNO* HEAD
3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUC* FACE
4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIC* HEAD
5. MERRY CHRISTMAS CUN*
6. MERRY CHRISTMAS KNO* HEAD
7. MERRY CHRISTMAS FUC* FACE
8. MERRY CHRISTMAS DIC* HEAD
9. A TIGHT FUC*
10. BAG HEAD
11. CHEESY DICK
12. COCAINE AND HOOKERS
13. COKE HEAD
14. CUN* JUICE
15. DOG FARTS
16. EAU DE FURRY BOLLOC*S
17. EAU DE JIZZ
18. FANNY FARTS
19. FARTS
20. FISHY FANNY
21. HELLO YOU CUN*
22. JIZZ JUICE
23. KNOB CHEESE
24. SHEEP SHAGGER
25. STINKY MING*
26. SWEATY BALL SACKS
27. WAN* JUICE
28. WET DOG
29. YOU’RE A CUN*
30. YOU’RE A TURD FACE
